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12th December, 2007
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The Ergonomics of Onanism

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From:marnanel
Date:12th December, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
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for me it has to change (pulse is good, is there one with a pulse that you can set to a speed that triggers you?

Is it bad that my first thought was, "Oo, what we really need is a USB-enabled sex toy, and maybe the vibe could run off the DC input, and then you could adjust the vibration and pulse on the fly with a program and write scripts."? :)
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From:snakey
Date:12th December, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)
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I think these are the closest you're going to find at the moment.... ;)
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From:snakey
Date:12th December, 2007 07:05 pm (UTC)
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Wow, google tells me I totally lied and something along those lines actually exists....
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From:marnanel
Date:12th December, 2007 07:10 pm (UTC)
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Okay, well

1) that sounds so awesome, and

2) The Bit That Shows You More About The Journalist Than The Product:

creating a foreplay-like experience

because remember, masturbation is only meaningful as a prelude to heterosexual penetrative sex.
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From:klonecaid
Date:12th December, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
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because remember, masturbation is only meaningful as a prelude to heterosexual penetrative sex.

How dull :-(
From:ex_lark_asc
Date:12th December, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Is it bad

Yes. But I'd buy one anyway :)
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From:marnanel
Date:12th December, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
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Shame I'll never be rich, really. If I had a few thousand to spare I would buy one of the USB ones linked further down for myself and for a dozen or so close friends :)
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